Otrimi Mutate Tribal Otrimi, the Ever-Playful is the face of Enhanced Evolution
I would seriously consider running that in a combat-focused white deck, and its cantrip is balanced by the fact it wont always kill something swinging at me
With the living weapon ability, it creates a creature token and attaches to it (a precursor to the Job Select mechanic from the Final Fantasy set)
Between reprints, Commander sets, Universes Beyond, Secret Lairs, and more, Magics total number of cards has ballooned over the years
Forcing creatures to attack is fun
Sure, if you lose the flip, you're basically down a permanent, but you can circumvent that a bit by weaving this into a deck that actively wants to sacrifice permanents